HELLO I may appear in your room if you whisper “who’s a good boy?” at 3am, or if your house contains an overwhelming scent of peanut butter, tennis balls, or suspiciously crinkly treat bags.

INTERESTS: Chasing squirrels, mysterious smells, digging inexplicable holes, barking at ghosts, watching nature documentaries (especially with birds), vintage plush toys that squeak

HOBBIES:Rolling in grass, collecting sticks, sleeping in inconvenient places, expressive howling, chewing everything, hoarding socks, building nests of blankets, sniffing every square inch of the yard.

DISLIKES:The vacuum, thunderstorms, fireworks, baths, doorbells, being told “no”